Blued
So, it turns out it wasn't all a big hoax, and that there really is an island in Ohio, which is where I just spent the last week, at the Blue Heaven writers workshop. And a very terrific week it was, spent with ten other writers, a smart, companionable bunch who gave me very good feedback on my Norse novel and shared their insights on writing and publishing and kept me laughing.
The group was a nice mix of people I'd never met before, people I'd run across at this or that con before, and people whom I've considered good friends for some time. To a person, everyone was fun and smart and there to learn and contribute.
Kelley's Island was green and lush and populated by congenial lushes. The lakeshore offered blue herons and nests of endangered snakes (and we never poked them with sticks, no, because that would have been wrong [see Chance's pic of snake rescue operations]). I already know I'm going to miss hanging out at the Village Pump (free wifi, cheesy 80's music), but I probably won't miss the brewpub or their three varieties of Gherkinbrau. The planned martial arts demo went about as well as one could expect (captured again by Shutterbug Chance).
Marvin kept us comfy and well fed in the big old house, and I even managed to get over my fear of the evil homonculi in the scary doll room.
And if all that wasn't good enough, there was Sela, the sweet, snake-harrowing pit bull/German shepherd mix who just wanted to splash in the lake and play fetch with big rocks. Every workshop should have an eccentric doggie.
And as an additional bonus, I got to briefly see Maureen McHugh when she swung by Mary's house to drop off a batch of chili. Cuz when you live near Cleveland, Maureen McHugh stopping by to drop of chili is just the sort of thing that happens.
And now I'm home, and it's good to be home, and I'm looking forward to getting back to my novel, but I miss the island and the workshop folks, and I don't see why everyone has to live scattered across the country. I think it's stupid.
The group was a nice mix of people I'd never met before, people I'd run across at this or that con before, and people whom I've considered good friends for some time. To a person, everyone was fun and smart and there to learn and contribute.
Kelley's Island was green and lush and populated by congenial lushes. The lakeshore offered blue herons and nests of endangered snakes (and we never poked them with sticks, no, because that would have been wrong [see Chance's pic of snake rescue operations]). I already know I'm going to miss hanging out at the Village Pump (free wifi, cheesy 80's music), but I probably won't miss the brewpub or their three varieties of Gherkinbrau. The planned martial arts demo went about as well as one could expect (captured again by Shutterbug Chance).
Marvin kept us comfy and well fed in the big old house, and I even managed to get over my fear of the evil homonculi in the scary doll room.
And if all that wasn't good enough, there was Sela, the sweet, snake-harrowing pit bull/German shepherd mix who just wanted to splash in the lake and play fetch with big rocks. Every workshop should have an eccentric doggie.
And as an additional bonus, I got to briefly see Maureen McHugh when she swung by Mary's house to drop off a batch of chili. Cuz when you live near Cleveland, Maureen McHugh stopping by to drop of chili is just the sort of thing that happens.
And now I'm home, and it's good to be home, and I'm looking forward to getting back to my novel, but I miss the island and the workshop folks, and I don't see why everyone has to live scattered across the country. I think it's stupid.


11 Comments:
Hey Greg, how come everyone else who was at Blue Heaven has been published (or will be published) by Electric Velocipede but you? :)
OK, so that's not entirely true, but it should be. Sounds like it was a good time.
John Klima
PS-no pressure
By The Editor, at Mon May 22, 11:27:00 AM MST
I agree. Kelleys Island ought to be right around the corner from Tempe, and Queens, and Columbus, and Oakland, and Cleveland, and Seattle, and...
By Bill Shunn, at Mon May 22, 01:15:00 PM MST
'twas awesome chillin'
By Tobias S. Buckell, at Mon May 22, 01:17:00 PM MST
Another reminder that I need to write me up some of that shortitional fiction.
A Kelley's Island in every town. That would be crazy, man. That would be wiiiild.
Awesome, indeed, Toby. NEVER QUIT!
By Greg van Eekhout, at Mon May 22, 01:40:00 PM MST
Indeed, never quit, b/c if I do you'll die or something...
By Tobias S. Buckell, at Mon May 22, 03:27:00 PM MST
Gawd, I love the look on your face in that picture. That is the quintessential, "Don't be a dork" look that kung fu types give non-kung fu types when they start goofing around.
Don't forget to drop a hunk of Kelley's Island in the San Francisco Bay while you're at it.....
law
By law, at Mon May 22, 06:17:00 PM MST
No, no, Paul is scary. I was scared. And posed, as well.
By Greg van Eekhout, at Mon May 22, 06:23:00 PM MST
I wasn't fooling around. Greg had stolen a piece of my breakfast pie and I wanted it back.
What isn't shown in this picture is Sela chewing on my leg. Greg was her favorite primate, and she didn't like me threatening her best rock-throwing monkey.
By melko, at Tue May 23, 05:08:00 AM MST
I think Sela wanted you to throw me in the lake, because she had such a good time of it when I fell in on my ownself.
By Greg van Eekhout, at Tue May 23, 10:45:00 AM MST
There was no breakfast pie.
I'm lonesome for y'all!
By SarahP, at Tue May 23, 01:08:00 PM MST
But there was breakfast cake! And there will be cons a-plenty to come....
By Bill Shunn, at Tue May 23, 03:52:00 PM MST
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