Six-word stories

WIRED magazine commissioned a bunch of writers to write six-word stories, and just because they didn't commission me doesn't mean I can't play. So, here're a couple I came up with. I found the exercise harder than it looks, but just as much fun. I may keep adding to these, because neither one is really a story. If you want to play along, feel free to add them here in comments (or over on my LiveJournal mirror). Or, if you post some on your own journal, let me know so I can link to 'em.


Time folded inside wallet. Still broke.

Cadaver on table. Bad table dance.

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UPDATE:

Two by Kirsten

More in comments at my LiveJournal.

And some more by freudinshade.

Typically good and funny participation by Jon Hansen.

And still more from Jenn Reese.

Also a bunch at James Nicoll's LJ. [thanks, to tacithydra for the tip!]